2. senpai-noticed-you-and-he: what kind of strong ass mother fucking ass fingers do you have to fucking slide your mother fucking ass fingers along a fucking pants button and open it like you’ve got the swag of fucking zeus

    senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

    what kind of strong ass mother fucking ass fingers do you have to fucking slide your mother fucking ass fingers along a fucking pants button and open it like you’ve got the swag of fucking zeus

  3. hopeydopey526: LIFE’S GREATEST MYSTERY = SOLVED

    hopeydopey526:

    LIFE’S GREATEST MYSTERY = SOLVED

  4. callherhoney: p2hot: allcreatures: A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns. Click through for full story. (via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS)) Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today. DIED.

    callherhoney:

    p2hot:

    allcreatures:

    A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

    Click through for full story.

    (via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

    Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

    DIED.

  5. themumblingwizard: So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.

    themumblingwizard:

    So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.

  7. Album Art

    dimpleysmiley:

    beyoncespenis:

    robertvision:

    Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)

    image

    =00000000000 need to download ahora

    Title
    Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)
    Artist
    Frank Ocean

  8. meladoodle:

    try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

  10. lanadelrevupthosefryers:

    i-think-you-know-me:

    lanadelrevupthosefryers:

    CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:

    • rob a daycare center
    • recite the first 100 digits of pi
    • fling poo at each other
    • play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
    • stare at each other for 5 days straight

    literally what the fuck

    excuse me we do not fr*ckin curse on this website

  11. bringmethetaco: /done

    bringmethetaco:

    /done

  12. baconmane:

    FUCK

  14. oygevaldt: :’)

    oygevaldt:

    :’)

  15. nucl3arw3ss3l:

    My mom is so mean to me

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